Barry Says No
Welcome to the Headquarters of Doing Nothing.
Gear for doing absolutely nothing.
The Horizontal Anthem
Society expects you to wake up and hustle. This is a terrible idea. B. Lazy (aka Barry) drops the ultimate lo-fi rap for anyone surviving on minimum energy.
Turn the volume up, put on your sweatpants, and lie down.
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Frequently Asked Questions
This is the digital headquarters of the “Barry Says No” movement. It is a safe space for introverts, nappers, and anyone who wants to lower their expectations. Our goal is to provide you with the literature and tools you need to live a softer, slower, and more horizontal life.
We sell two main things: wisdom and comfort.
The Books: The complete “Barry Says No” series to help you justify your laziness.
The Merch: A collection of items designed for the great indoors, including T-shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies (for wearing), pillows (for napping), tote bags (for snacks), and phone cases (for doom-scrolling).
Barry moves very slowly, but luckily, our shipping partners do not.
Books: These ship directly from Amazon, so they will arrive as fast as Prime allows (usually very quick).
Merch: It is surprisingly quick. We have production partners located on different continents, which means your gear is made and shipped from the facility closest to you. This cuts down on travel time, so you can get your comfortable clothes and go back to sleep sooner.
Barry is a bear covered in fur, so he has high standards for softness. All hoodies, sweatshirts, and tees are chosen specifically for their “nap-ability.” If you can’t fall asleep in it, we don’t sell it.
Yes. Laziness is a universal language. We currently ship to over 35 countries.
Need help with an order?
Don’t ask Barry. He’s asleep. Please use the Contact Form to reach our human support team.